HOME INFRASTRUCTURE DIVISION · EST. 2026
Your cloud lives
in the spare room.
Dry humour for homelab people, careful sysadmins and anyone who knows exactly what the electricity bill means.
rack-01 — status
$ uptime
all services nominal
$ kettle --status
ready for deployment_DROP 001
Quietly competent goods.
Twelve original shirts, plus six matching mugs. Printed only when ordered.
WHY THIS EXISTS
Enterprise-grade jokes.
Domestic-grade power supply.
Spare Room Systems is for the people running serious infrastructure in profoundly unserious locations. Everything is printed only when ordered—no warehouse, no wasteful pile of unsold stock.
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